not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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