I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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