I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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