Where is the hickey?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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