quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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