saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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