Your mouth is God's brothel.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Drunk walkin through police station. America
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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