Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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