have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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