I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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