After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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