i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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