fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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