i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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