just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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