I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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