He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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