if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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