Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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