She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
