i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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