What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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