we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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