Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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