I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
