After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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