On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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