Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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