You work out of a Hotel?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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