i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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