Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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