she was so not down for the gang bang
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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