Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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