Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize