I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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