can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
