I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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