white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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