YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
how does that bad decision feel?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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