but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize