yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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