butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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