My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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