Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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