FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
