Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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