when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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