He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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