Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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