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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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