Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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