We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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