You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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